Tuesday, September 19, 2006

lessons of the week

Maybe i am not getting enough sleep- I am going to post these lessons for myself so i don't have to learn them again the hard way...

1. Stepping on shards of glass will cut your feet
2. Sticking your fingers in boiling hot melted butter will burn them
3. Dumping a cup half full of milk in the dishwasher will splash it everywhere
4. Touching pasta while draining it will burn your fingers
5. Sewing a bat costume with moleskin/pleather/and sequins will break sewing machine needles
6. Giving smart baby anything to eat will undoubtedly mean 5 minutes of clean up and sticky disgustingness everywhere
7. Smart baby can open everything including childproof medicine bottles, locked dishwashers, staplers, and mascara.

4 comments:

Julie said...

Oh no! I hope you have a better rest of the week!

Nettie said...

Ouch! I'm sorry you are having such un-fun educational opportunities. Hope things start going better soon!

Jeannette said...

Just reading those made me cringe!

Sabra said...

oooooo! can't wait to see the costume :)