Tuesday, April 25, 2006

your mama's so cheap...


"oh yah --your mama's so cheap...."
she buys all your clothes on the clearance rack
she will never go to the movies at full price
she uses dryel instead of dry cleaning
she puts an extra can of beans in her chili
she makes your dad highlight her hair
she won't use skycabs at the airport

I hope my kids are never accosted by a bully throwing out "you're mama's so cheap..." epithets because they'd have a lot of ammunition

please tell me i'm not the only one?

6 comments:

itybtyfrog said...

That's not being cheap, that is being practicle!!

itybtyfrog said...

So, I meant practical...I have completely lost my brain since I had kids!!

Zoe said...

Are you kidding, I thrive on a good bargin!!

Kara Elmore said...

WHAT... cheap is MY LIFE! I am more pleased to find a bargain than anything!

Gabriela said...

I love a bargain too!

Nettie said...

But, yo mama's so smart! Your giving them great examples of being wise with one's financial stewardships!