Thursday, July 16, 2009

dinosaur dilemmas

This morning my son was musing about you could escape being chased by a velociraptor.
Being a born brain stormer like his mother, here were some of his ideas...

1. Use distraction- rig a marshmallow launcher to a bicycle that would shoot out marshmallows with every wheel revolution.
2. Use brute force. Rig sledge hammers to the front and rear of a bicycle that would pound the dinosaur on impending advances.
3. Put batteries in conductive liquid in water balloon and use it to shock the dinosaur.

I have to say these kind of thoughts did not cross my mind as a child. Nor did I calculate my bike riding speed in relation to which of the various species I could escape from in a flat chase.

Also if you are go to back in time, do bring some cable guns, my son reminded, they might be useful for getting away in a jam...

4 comments:

Becky said...

i love the way a boys mind works. so creative and cute. atleast he'll be there to protect you! :)

LL said...

K, that's funny. I love his thoughts....

Jenny said...

I'm taking him with me into dreamland. A guy who can think on his feet can help me fend off the wierdos that chase me in there.

Swimmingmom said...

too funny! I like the marshmallow solution!