your mama's so cheap...

"oh yah --your mama's so cheap...."
she buys all your clothes on the clearance rack
she will never go to the movies at full price
she uses dryel instead of dry cleaning
she puts an extra can of beans in her chili
she makes your dad highlight her hair
she won't use skycabs at the airport

I hope my kids are never accosted by a bully throwing out "you're mama's so cheap..." epithets because they'd have a lot of ammunition

please tell me i'm not the only one?